shot of sass, served on (n)ice

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Clamshell Fairy > Tooth Fairy

Not that I've been thinking about this or anything, but I'd probably buy:

This yoga mat, $70

New yoga pants, perhaps like these, $55

A bike, $??

Tennis racquet, $??

Tennis coach, $??

Wine, $??

Clamshell fairy, I'm way grateful and don't mean to be greedy, but I'm also gonna need some new boots, sweater dresses, and suits for work. If one of the other bartenders doesn't make her shift, can I get her $500?

3 tips left at the bar:

pen said...

That's some pretty sweet yoga gear. How about we split the leftover $500? :)

Bj in Dallas said...

I would somehow find a NEW washer and a NEW stove for $500. Surely someone has those sitting around somewhere, just waiting to sell them to me for $500.

but wait. I need shoes,boots and a few new handbags. And some Lancome.

the appliances can wait.

Andria said...

Those pants are SOOO your color: Niki blue! BJ, yes, these clam shells go for something more fun than appliances. Although, appliances can provide a certain amount of, er, entertainment, I suppose. Especially those of the laundry variety.