While You Were at the Bar 5/14

Why are all these ladies whipped into a frenzy, ready to bring sexy back? It's really very simple.


News you can use:

Hillary Clinton took the West Virginia primary handily over Barack Obama. She accumulated nearly twice the votes that he did, although Obama did end the day with more super delegates endorsing him. Clinton still maintains that she's in it for the long haul and "...no Democrat has won the White House since 1916 without winning West Virginia."

The number of dead from the massive quake in China is feared to go well above the 12,000 totalled at this point. Soldiers have just made it to the rural areas closest to the earthquake's epicenter due to roads being torn apart or blocked by mudslides and boulders. The Chinese government has welcomed outside aid in the form of money and supplies, but no foreign personnel.

Gokhan Mutlu is suing JetBlue Airlines because the pilot made him sit on the toilet for the majority of the flight. Mr. Mutlu was travelling on a 'buddy pass', a standby voucher that JetBlue employees give to friends, when the pilot asked him to 'hang out' in the restroom since one of the crew members was uncomfortable in her jump seat and needed his. Company policy prohibits passengers from occupying the jump seats so Mr. Mutlu had to sit in the bathroom for 3 1/2 hours without a seat belt.


News you can lose:

Madonna is apparently too busy to make it to Malawi for the final court ruling on her adoption request. She has "other matters to deal with." Nice. At least little David is too young to know the difference.

Word of the day:

phallus: genus of fungi having the cap or pileus hanging free around the stem or, the male organ of copulation

"You have got yourself a mighty fine specimen of a phallus" said Brigette to the mushroom collector.