Belly Up to the Bar

Welcome to Smartini, the place for smart ladies and the drinks who love them!

Our bar serves to quench your thirst for knowledge (and a good laugh) one cold drink at a time. The Smartini girls believe that while good looks and a sharp wit will get you into the bar, it's a girl's smarts that keep the free drinks headed her way all night. It would be a shame, nay, a crime, for a hip gal to miss out on gratis beverages because she wasn't up on the latest headlines from MSN.

Each and every day your friendly bartenders will be serving up a variety of tasty beverages for your consumption. Enjoy sipping Cristal with celebrities, a shot of Absolute IQ for your brain and plenty of Spirits while cheering for the home team. We will have Weekly Specials on the board that will amuse, even before you've had a few drinks, and Beer Nuts on Friday to make you say WTF?! (Feel free to run up your tab; we won't tell the bouncer!)

Please join me at the bar, my friends, I'm feeling a bit parched. Cheers!