How Do You Make A Smartini Barmaid?

The ladies who will quench your thirst for knowledge, one cold drink at a time:

Megan- Megtini
Equal parts Southern Charm and Pure Sass
Double shot of Hot Mama
Put on your boots and shoot straight from the bottle

Ashley- Ashtini
1 shot of Dry Wit
1 shot of Wild Imagination
A pinch of 9-to-5
Serve on the rocks with a twist.
Best paired with a trashy romance novel

Tempe - Temptini
2 shots Random Rumination
1 shot of Celebrity Gossip Girl
A splash of Politico, garnished with grits
Served from the cooler at the tailgate

Andi- Antini
1 oz Indecisive Rambler
2 oz Motherhood
A splash of Whaddyathink
Goes well with a scrapbook.Comes in a small glass but packs a big punch.

Niki - Nikini
1 oz. of Reckless Abandon
Cut with Sarcasm
Sprinkle of thug life
Serve on the beach, preferably while saving the whales

Penelope- Pentini
1 oz. Yankee Snark
1 oz. Word Slinger
Dash of domesticity
Served up in a chilled glass with sugar on the rim.