Please complete the following sentence with your unfiltered words of wisdom:
If I could, I would just love to say __________________________.
May I?
* DAMMIT!
* shut. the. hell. up.
* monkeys could do this, why can't you?
* I'm taking the day off
* I'll take it
* your kid needs to see #2
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7 tips left at the bar:
do you feel it too?
I'm officially divorced
I've just won the lottery
You can contact me in Mexico
- at what point in your life did you give up on treating other human beings with common courtesy. (or maybe just, "shut.the.hell.up. : )
- why yes, i will take that promotion and ginormous raise
- i'm going world-traveling, see you in a few months!
- i have a huge crush on you
* You are unhappy because you choose to be.
* I'm taking a "mental health day" off from work today.
* You have absolutely no manners and your mother should be ashamed of you (this is aimed at adults, sadly).
* Bite me.
- F*&K the F*&K off.
- I'm moving to Australia.
- Hello, my name is Mrs. Rafael Nadal.
*I jet-set. I'm a jet-setter. (Meaning, I actually have money for travel.)
*I actually used my college degree(s).
*Not much going on up in that noggin, is there.
*do you have a magic mirror that told you that was a good outfit?
*why yes, we would love to join you on a month-long trip, all expenses paid
*i'm taking a mental health day, just like Tempe
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