Please complete the following sentence with your defiant gems of wisdom:
I don't care what y'all say, I'm going to ____________________ anyway.
Ruby's first:
* go to the tanning bed
* go through the drive through
* procrastinate
* live in blind fear of cockroaches
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7 tips left at the bar:
* curse like a sailor
* not eat meat
* cheer for the Gators even though I went to UGA
* sleep until I feel like getting up
-curse like Niki
- eat meat
-curse the Gators
-go back to bed after I feed the sled team
-oh, and get a job
-oh, and go get a spray tan if I have a fabulous event coming up
-smoke until I decide to quit
-go to Tuesday Morning today and buy candles even though I am unemployed.
* Have that 2nd slice of cake.
* Have that 4th glass of wine.
* Buy that pair of shoes.
*vacuum tomorrow. the crap will still be there!
*have 6 pieces of halloween candy for breakfast
*curse like Niki & BJ
*play another game of solitaire at work
- melt cheese on everything
- entertain myself with the internet during business hours when things are slow
- clean my room later
- hope for the best
*clean the fish tank another day.
*eat meat.
*watch Survivor until it goes off the air.
risk it
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