Please complete the following sentence with the wisdom that can only come from experience:
Why in the hell did I ___________________________ ?
Allow me:
* eat the whole damn thing?
* say Yes?
* push snooze 17 times?
* think that this was a good idea?
* spend all of my money?
* have that last drink?
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10 tips left at the bar:
* even THINK that Georgia might win again Florida?!
* procrastinate away my entire morning?
* agree to be on that charity gala committee again? (Oh yeah, because I can't say no.)
* Buy that pair of pants and take the tag off before making up my mind about them?
thats ok Tempe, I was pulling for your Bulldogs. I hate Florida.
why oh why did I put all my eggs in one basket for a job? that turns out not to be available until January?
why oh why do my bills continue to come even though these people know I am unemployed?
why oh why does the sled team eat so much friggin food?
*eat those 6 (yes 6!) pieces of Halloween candy for breakfast?
*try to clean my ears with Q-tips.
*not take more time choosing my new phone/plan, when I'm stuck with it for the next 2 years.
*clean the fish tank sooner.
*pick out K.Lo's outfit for school picture day the night before.
*pick a book to read about a brutal rape.
*not plan (again) what to make for dinner.
P.S. I really like Sheila's, and highly approve. Except I need to add:
*buy those cupcakes with orange icing and bat sprinkles, knowing full well I'd be the only one eating them.
- not get his license and insurance information?
- go back for 4ths?
- stay up until 12:30am when i had to get up to go running the next morning at 6:15? (see #2)
- BJ's #2 except change January to now "TBD"
- not get crushed under the pick-up truck? (see my #1) This is a GOOD one! I'm happy I can ask that question!
- not become a doctor, lawyer, teacher, or otherwise pursue a "normal" occupation?
- fritter away the whole day instead of at least being productive on my own projects?
- let my brain go there when I know I just end up stewing about it?
*stay up until 3:00. again.
*like aa: go into a more sustainable and stable career field?
*let the piles pile back up?
*have to go to bed (when I finally did attempt it at 3:00) cursing ass leakage? (dog's)
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