Sometimes Stealing is OK. Just Sayin'.

Tonight I went to the store for beer and snacks.  I went into the beer room last because a) it's cold in there and I was dreading it, and b) I didn't want to carry the damn beer all over the store.  I selected Corona Light and headed out to get a lime before checking out.

Well, the stupid display of caramel popcorn distracted me, and I ended up making an impulse buy after choosing caramel & nut over plain caramel.  Of course, I didn't realize until I had already paid and nearly out the door that caramel popcorn had completely messed up my game and caused me to forget the lime!

Honestly, thank goodness I had only had one beer before going to the store, because for a split-second, as I made my way out the door, I *almost* popped over to the produce and snagged a lime.  Fortunately I snapped out of it before actually theiving the fruit, but you know what, I kind of feel like it should be ok to do that. Because clearly I'm not going to go back through the line for the lime; it's just a lime.  But also, I really do sort of need the lime.  Ok, I'm just going to say it: since I bought Corona, I feel entitled to the damn lime and I think they should let me have it if the caramel popcorn impulse buy prevents me from getting it. Don't you agree?