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Monday, January 26, 2009

Beauty Pageant!

Sorry, no swimsuit competition here (at least, not from me. Maybe you can talk Megan into it?).

This week is a festival of beauty here at the bar. Each of us is gorgeous in her own unique way, and we are here to share our expertise with the world.

Inside and out, physical and mental, aesthetic and emotional - there is no stopping us! If it helps us feel and look good, maybe it will help you, too!

A sneak preview: Don't eat Clif Crunchy Peanut Butter bars when there is a salmonella recall on them. You will feel nothing but ugly for going on three days.*

*This may or may not be the reason the WS is running on a delay and why my words keep stringing together in incoherent thoughts rather than the witty banter you're used to. : )

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