The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful

In case y'all haven't noticed, I haven't been to the bar lately. It could be because I'm putting in the 60-hour work week and traveling like a maniac to exotic locals like...Orlando. The truth is, I need a break. Too bad I don't have enough time or funds to take a trip to somewhere I'd actually like to spend some time. But, in lieu of the real thing - and in the face of the crumbling economy - we're going to pretend that we have the time and the funds for a week away. Maybe if I drink enough, it'll seem like I'm there.