Anywho, below is a picture of this woman, with one of her daughters. Dlisted tells us that they are at a medical center.
Apart from the hair, the lips, and the orange skin, do you see those shoes?? I'm here to advocate passage of a law that says any woman or man who chooses to wear clear, platform, hooker shoes for general day-to-day activities and NOT as part of a Halloween get-up, burlesque performance, or other costume-worthy occasion should be denied her/his parental rights.
Are you with me?
If you are not yet convinced, please check out additional footage of these same shoes making an appearance at a pumpkin patch. A pumpkin patch, people. Pumpkin patches should be the last bastion for everything wholesome and good, and these shoes being allowed in seriously offends me.
7 tips left at the bar:
Clearly the FemBot is not in her right mind.
I take it these won't be on your short list for the Great Shoe Hunt? ;)
Uh, Niki - speaking of shoes.... did you pick yours yet?
Hopefully not lucite. ;-)
kwr221 - Last night, I had a dream that I finally made a shoe choice. Too bad in the real world they cost $575. Damn you Christian Louboutin.
http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446158759&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=282574492709404&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=1408474399545537&bmUID=1223862577311&ev19=2:7
she should have to be dragging a pole behind her when wearing those shoes in public....
What is with her unnaturally brown toes? Did she have some kind of foot transplant from a Pacific Islander (my apologies to all the P.I.s reading this comment)?
Apart from the fact that she is perched atop a couple of lucite stilts and could topple over onto one of her hapless children at any second, I am seriously considering calling CPS. Get the net.
maybe these are the only sort she owns .... poor honey ...
or maybe she is on her way to work ... last time I saw shoes like this in person was on a topless barmaid - considering at the time her hourly rate was waaaay better than mine I didn't think wearing said shoes would be too much on an ask.
BTW the best reception I have ever had walking into a bar was the said bar above when the said topless barmaid was late for work and I walked in and got a big round of applause ... when of course the poor deprived lads thought I was there to cover the shift - get reall !!
still I somehow managed to keep my top on - you see I did not have the shoes !!
cheers le
ps maybe you'll ban me now .... :)
as way of further explanation - it was our local and we had just moved to the area and did not realise the top less nature ... nice area you'd have to say ... alas those good ole days are dead now - the pub has been 'renovated' into a yuppie kingdom and I am at home with wee ones and MIC no longer drinks ....
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