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Monday, October 20, 2008

B & A: Cowboys On The Brain

BEFORE I had no idea I wanted to marry a cowboy:
(cowgirl M, on the right)




AFTER I knew what I wanted and I landed that cowboy by doing things like this:





After going through the archives for pics for this Weekly Special, I ran across a few that should be noted:

Just what in the hell is going on here? Beyond the fact that I look like a goober with my blue pants all jacked up with a tacky shirt and VELCRO shoes, does it look like creepy Santa dude is being all Stranger Danger free handed with my little elementary school self? What if I had had little breast budlings under that awful shirt?




And THIS. This explains so much.



That'd be me with my bathing suit all falling off, clutching a Miller Lite. With an empty in my sand bucket. It's no wonder I'm a beer girl.

8 tips left at the bar:

Miss Thystle said...

OMG. That last one is just double cute. I have a picture like that too. Only mine was taken last week....

sheila said...

Such cute photos! I can't wait to see what the rest of you girls have in store.

I am a bit creeped out by that Santa man, though. It's no wonder little children cry when we force them to sit on the lap of that bearded man...

penelope said...

You're adorable!

Molly said...

I love that your parents have a picture of you as a kid with beer! And yes, Santa is very creep and I truly believe that there is a reason men dress up as Santa or clowns!!! Yuck!

Lorrie Veasey said...

You were a cutie patoot for sure Megan.

Anonymous said...

Ok, Meg's Mom here to clear up somethings! A) That picture with Santa was taken at SCHOOL! That's some kid that was clueless! B) Those beer cans were empty!!! Megan's Grandmama was there and you can best believe Megan was not drinking! She got her thrills by filling them up with lake water and pouring it into the bucket!

niki said...

How is it that your blue pants are pulled up to your ears, yet the crotch still appears to be too long?

I think this week's entire posting should be childhood pictures of Megan. (Not that the rest of us won't be brilliant, but there is no denying the cuteness here.)

Bj in Dallas said...

oh Good1 You gurls are back from Europe and beyond!! Warn me next time you are about to jet away so I can get a bag packed and head to the airport1 Megan, Santa was totally copping a feel of that 100% cotton bra under the polyblend shirt- and you were a cutie!
But the beer cans are classic, hope that chair in the background is broken and you could be from Oklahoma!!!