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Sunday, August 10, 2008

WTF, Katie?

Dear Katie,

Um, these jeans are not an improvement on those jeans we talked about last week. And that's saying A LOT.

I'm thinking maybe you were embarrassed so much by your new haircut/massacre*, that you put on the fugliest pair of pants in the world to distract us from the fact that you now look like Tinkerbell. In a bad way.

What is Tom putting in your water? Stop drinking that stuff, girl!

Your friend,


*Ok, so maybe your hair is pulled back, but I've reviewed the pics at dlisted and concluded that you chopped it.

4 tips left at the bar:

penelope said...

Um, Steve Urkel called, and he REALLY wants his pants back. Or was it Blossom. Two people you really don't want fighting over your clothes, at any rate.

~Trish~ said...

Wow, that's just bad bad bad....sheesh

Megan said...

I have a two word suspicion: camel toe

Molly said...

I noticed that her hair was gradually shrinking and I don't like it. Nor do I like the hideous jeans she is sporting. Victoria Beckham has stopped calling - she refuses to be friends with someone who does not take fashion as seriously as her!