Katie looks like the airline lost her luggage so she's had to resort to wearing Tom's clothes. We know this is not true because:
A) No way in hell Tom and Katie fly commercial
B) If there were some fantasyland where this happened, they have enough money to buy Katie some clothes
C) If that fantasyland was also a place where Tom and Katie were broke, no way in hell Katie would be able to tight-roll Tom's jeans because he's like 4 inches shorter than she is
If tightrolling comes back into fashion, I'm moving to the Amazon rainforest, because that is not the kind civilized world that I want to live in.
(See more pictures of these jeans at Dlisted, the place I stole this pic from)
5 tips left at the bar:
Blech. She has a cute figure, why wear this fugliness?
I'm moving to the Amazon with you Nik. Tightroll? Never!
Is that jacket...metallic?
Tightrolling, really?!
OK, so I am the person that went straight to your sex label and stayed there a while. Thats just how I am
Both of them irritate the crap out of me for some reason. I did used to like Katie Holmes until she married Tom, now she just seems distant and weird.
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