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Friday, August 8, 2008

While You Were at the Bar 8/8

Eight-eight-oh-eight! Who's got my lottery ticket?

News you can lose:

Fashion critic Mr. Blackwell had been hospitalized after collapsing at his home Tuesday. Good news for the Worst Dressed List lovers, he has regained consciousness and is doing better.

Senators Barack Obama and John McCain have dished about their favorite singers, super heroes, on screen presidents and the most recent movie seen in a theater.

The stoner movie 'Pineapple Express' opened Wednesday and grossed over $12 million in ticket sales. Are you serious? Who thinks there was some dope smokin' going on before/at the movie theater? Me too.

News you can use:

Tonight is the opening ceremonies for the Olympics! I always get so sucked into these productions, so you know good and well I'll be watching!

Word of the Day:

(noun): 1. Roughness of surface; unevenness 2. Roughness or harshness of sound; a quality that grates upon the ear

You think I'm going to say it, but I'm not... Oh, no, no sirree... The Smartini girls DO NOT sing with asperity. No, no. Just play the videos!

3 tips left at the bar:

Molly said...

I am going to find some way to use your Word of the Day in the most random of conversations, and not one of my conversation with myself, with a real life person!

~Trish~ said...

You know, I work with someone that everytime I heard their asperity voice, I just want to cringe...hehe

Megan said...

Molly, I would be most thrilled if you did! Now that I know you might be utilizing my WOD, I'm going to do some extra special hand picking of the words to make your conversations even more interesting. Words like UVULA, and such.