This week at the bar, look out: the Smartini bartenders will be writing down orders with their Poison Pens.
On tap is a letter-writing campaign to a service, person, or establishment that, for one reason or another, has really gotten under a girl’s skin. Each letter will detail why, but with snarktastic flair. It’s whine, maybe, but with spirit. Because even bartenders need to unload their troubles, every now and then.
So stores, it would be wise to keep our favorite toothpaste in stock. Celebrities, watch your fashion choices. Bad tippers, beware! The Smartini Bar is taking names.
1 tips left at the bar:
Don't be surprised if there is a little bit of Bitters in what I'm serving up. Because I'm like that.
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