As a result of yesterday's piddling performance on The Test, today has been deemed casual Friday, Pen and Andi, SINCE YOU APPEAR TO BE THE ONLY PEOPLE PAYING ATTENTION to my daily blood, sweat and tears. Real tears, y'all. Real. Tears.
Fluffy news-type stuff that isn't legit enough for real news people but would be presented from the local anchor who didn't really go to school in broadcast journalism but hey, she's cute, so stick her on TV:
An unused life jacket from the Titanic sold at Christie's in New York for $68,500. The jacket, which is filled with very heavy cork, is believed to have been found by a farmer in Halifax after the ship sank off the coast of Newfoundland in 1912.
Spain's parliament is in support of extending 'human rights' to apes. The right to life and freedom is being set into law for 'non-human hominids.' I'm really baffled by this legal move, but I bet they're going to go ape shit over it.
Check out this link to see what some celebrities' real names are. What? Who knew Gene Simmons isn't his real name? (Chaim Witz, it is.) John Wayne is not the Duke's real name! I feel so cold and alone, having been duped this whole time. This is bananers!
Word!
yellow listed: a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'
(from Urban Dictionary of course!)
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Showing up to work drunk! You're fi-- promoted!
So do you think Sting's wife calls him Sting or, ahem, Gordon.
I wondered the exact same thing, Pen! How funny.
The unused life jacket - that's just really depressing that such a thing could exist when so many people were in need! And it's crazy to think about people breaking their jaws on them. Talk about a slap in the face! It's like seat belt burn - something that is supposed to help you can still injure you!
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