While You Were at the Bar 5/20

We dreamt of being barmaids way back when.

News you can use:

Google has unveiled its newest service, Google Health. It's a health information service that will contain users' health records and histories and offers various components to assist users with their health matters. The service will gather information about the user's health conditions, help them find a doctor or specialist and even remind them when to take their medicine.

Hillary Clinton cautions Barack Obama against performing a 'victory lap' after the primaries today in Kentucky and Oregon. Obama will most likely garner enough delegates to reach a majority tomorrow. He will still be shy of the total number required to secure the nomination, so it's purely a symbolic milestone.

Jon Lester, 24, of the Boston Red Sox pitched a no hitter Monday night against the Kansas City Royals. It was Lester's first full game in the major leagues and what a way to do it!

News you can lose:

Tom Cruise is going the let loose of Katie Holms long enough to let her appear on Broadway in Arthur Miller's 'All My Sons'. Maybe while she's in NYC she will come to her senses and flee from her nut job husband?

Word of the day:

slugabed: one who stays in bed until a late hour

Wait a minute, let me correct my weekly special post: I would like to be a slugabed when I grow up.