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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Someone Forgot To Set the Alarm

Last week's discussions of clamshells (or lack thereof) clearly upset our bartenders.  Please excuse our tardiness, as a four-day bender was obviously called for to deal with the situation. 

Because we don't like to live in reality, this week we'll be engaging in a little bit of escapism.  A magical clamshell fairy has gifted us $500 each to "spend" at our leisure.  She said we weren't allowed to use it for loans, and it would serve her fairy purpose if we didn't use it for something we need.

Come join the shopping spree as we tell you what we'd buy if clamshell fairies truly existed!

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