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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Trikini

It’s called the trikini, and judging simply from the racks at Target alone, it was very popular this year. I had been dying to discuss this bathing suit all summer, and finally an opportunity presents itself to ask: What do you think of it?

5 tips left at the bar:

Andria said...

hideous and what's the point? of course, my love handles wouldn't allow me anywhere near one of these except maybe as a dust rag, so maybe I'm just a jealous hater.

Bj in Dallas said...

If I looked like either one of those pictures, I'd have one in every color. And print.

My friend says at least your top or bottom won't come off when you jump in the pool.....

niki said...

Hate it.

Agree w/Andria - hideous and normal bitches can't wear it. Agree w/BJ - if looked like those bitches, would have a closet full.

niki said...

WAIT. Back up the fucking truck.

The TANLINES. Oh, the Tanlines. Retract statement about owning one. If I looked like those girls, would be topless w/string bikini in Rio, not rocking that nonsense.

pen said...

I think it's pretty trashy looking? I confess I didn't know initially it was a retro design... thought it was a hooker design. Think Pretty Woman.