shot of sass, served on (n)ice

Monday, June 29, 2009

I feel the need to do some laundry

No, not that laundry, Andria (because I know that's how you think)!

There has been a string of celebrity deaths, and I don't know if I can take much more. I mean, I'm not even that big of a celebristalker and I feel the loss, man.

Oh, Ed, I had dreams about you and that gigantic check from Publisher's Clearinghouse knocking on my door... And Farrah, what would the world be without your feathered influence?... And Michael! I absolutely jammed to Thriller in our living room when I didn't know enough to snicker at Beat It.

But the thing that's going to sting the most is the passing of Billy Mays because I was one of the sad individuals who got sucked into Pitchmen on The Discovery Channel. I sort of bonded with Billy's shoutastic style and laughed every time he gave the thumbs up. Who is going to hock OxiClean now, kids? I don't know if doing laundry will ever be the same... Ok, it probably will be since I don't even use OxiClean, but I might, and then what?!

(Can I be absolutely horrible and make a connection between these four? A poster of Farrah, Beat It, 'YES!' and the need to do laundry. And now I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it, I'm bad!)

2 tips left at the bar:

pen said...

Thank you so much for making that connection, I KNEW there was something there...

Maybe Billy Mays Jr will step up to the OxiClean plate?

So sad, so sad.

Bj in Dallas said...

talk about six degrees of Kevin Bacon, you rolled all four of those right into your laundry and hit the spin cycle! Wish the 50 yr olds would quit dropping since that was the number OF MY LAST FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY!