shot of sass, served on (n)ice

Friday, April 24, 2009


It's been a while since we've had our fun with WTFriday around here, so I thought that maybe Mary Kate Olsen could help us get back into our WTFs.

And whaddya know? I was right? She's a big help:

I have a few pointers for Mary Kate:

1. Comb your effing hair.

2. Wearing that many dark rings on your fingers makes you look like an old gypsy. Lose a few, eh?

3. Haven't you read Allure/Cosmo/Glamour magazine? Lining both the tops and the bottoms of your eyes makes them look SMALLER. And while we're talking makeup, a little blush wouldn't hurt here, girlfriend.

4. Comb your hair. I'm serious.

5. You're 22 freaking years old! For the love of God, wear something that isn't from the "rejected" pile Lil' Kim's DWTS wardrobe.

6. I like the clutch; you may keep it.

That is all.

5 tips left at the bar:

penelope said...

She looks like she's had a face lift as well. Not in a good way. Is it just me? She could be Melissa Rivers' younger sister, is all I'm saying.

tempe said...

Totally, Pen. And being related to those crazy Rivers women is NOT a point of pride in my book.

Miss Thystle said...

why does someone with that much money ALWAYS leave the house looking homeless? Makes NO sense!

mendacious said...

that and the anorexia.

tempe said...

M - yeah, I thought I'd just focus on the fashion issues - I'd need a separate post for her eating disorders/body issues/rampant recreational drug use.