shot of sass, served on (n)ice

Monday, April 13, 2009

As Ruby recalls. . .

Once upon a time, there were 5 curly ladies who were headed to the mall for a getaway. They attended a wine festival and ate their weight in funnel cake! When they returned to their delicious rental cabin, they wrote thirstily, ate more cheese and bacon and took a dip in the hot tub under the clear starry sky. There were highly competitive games of Operation and Hide and Seek played. After listening to Chris LeDoux on repeat and consuming 627 rounds of Diet Coke they passed out for the night. Then, they woke up and repeated for 3 more days! But, no worries, they didn't leave their wet readers high and dry; posting antics, even perhaps against better judgement pictures from the journey and are sure to have renewed attention to the bar upon their return.

3 tips left at the bar:

penelope said...

sweet. i like it. :)

Cakelet said...

Oh my God, did you just write your own Madlib? That's the best! Some of the best laughs I've ever had were Madlib induced. There was one about a dolphin in a tree catching trucks with its buns that almost made me drive off the road a few years ago. Nearly killed my whole family.

Ruby said...

Did I say that?! :)

So sorry for calling the other girls curly and our readers WET! Good grief!

(And I have a feeling that while I may consume 627 rounds of Diet Coke, there may be other beverages thrown back as well...)