Superstar!

This post would be a lot longer if it were a list of things I'm bad at, but what is an attorney good for if not turning shit around and making it smell a little nicer? 

* I guess that would be number one - Spin.  In my personal and professional life, I'm pretty good at turning things around and using them to my benefit.  I wouldn't necessarily recommend it in all arguments with your significant other, but in the courtroom, it's the ultimate.

* Kissing boys - This is more of a quantitative statement than a qualitative one.  I mean, yes, numerous men have complimented my technique, but I just figure that's a line men always throw out in an effort to get into your pants.  What I mean is that if I want to kiss a boy (or boys), I will.  I learned this skill while studying and living abroad in England.  My flatmates even gave me a "Snog Monster" award because I kissed three Italian men in one night. 

* Watching movies - I can watch a ridiculous amount of movies back-to-back.  Once I even watched three in a row at the movie theatre.  It was mid-afternoon when we went in, completely dark when we finally left.

* Sizing people up - Within ten minutes of meeting someone, I can get a pretty good feel for his/her character and, more importantly, whether I like him/her.  It's not in a judgmental way, because despite first impressions, I do leave an open mind for further development.  I've just found that 99 times out of 100, my initial instinct is dead on. 

* Baking cookies - I know Megan and Pen are the recipe queens at the bar, but trust me, I can bake the hell out of some cookies, always from scratch.  I must give credit where credit is due - Andi taught me one of my secrets back in our days of cookie dough and boy talk (it's all in the moment you take it out of the oven).  The other secrets, I'll never tell, but I'll challenge anyone to a cookie duel!