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Wednesday, September 24, 2008


Excuse me while I toot my own horn a bit. Hey, it's this week's assignment, ok?

My hidden talents include:
*I can take naps like a pro. At the drop of a hat. A lot of people have trouble napping in the middle of the day because there's so much else to do. Me? Um, not so much. I actually have trouble getting to sleep at night at times because my mind is so wired, but during the day. . ahhhh.

*Tossing things like pacifiers or snacks back to the carrier while driving and keeping eyes on road and one hand on wheel. I have perfected my technique over 2 kids and 2+ years.

*I have mad skills at collecting lots of shit. Piles, even. Very Important Shit that I NEED and Must Have in my Life. Everything has a pile, er, place.

*I can pop just about every joint in my body. I routinely twist my wrists and back; pull my thumbs and big toes; press fingers, roll neck ankles, and shoulder; stretch out knees, flex hips. It's fairly compulsive and not very pleasant or attractive. *sigh.

*I take quick showers. I don't get what all the fuss is about. . you get in, wash, rinse, get out. I have a system and am efficient: shampoo, rinse, conditioner in while I wash body and face, then rinse. done. If there's shaving, it's done quickly as well. No dilly-dallying.

4 tips left at the bar:

niki said...

Ditto on the piles and the quick showers. Damn, I'm not going to be good at anything unique by tomorrow!!

penelope said...

Ooo, the ability to pop joints is a vital one, I feel. AND tossing necessary supplies into the backseat while driving. So key.

Megan said...

I'm with you on the showers too. But the joints? Noooooo! I can't. stand. to listen to it! Oh, and naps! Naps during the day are most excellent. I believe I'm a day napper too.

Bj in Dallas said...

I instantly saw the nap/kids connection, because I too could nap without notice when M2 was little. She's asleep, I must sleep too. Bullshit thats the time to clean the house, I needed sleep....