Today is Barmaid Niki's birthday!
Be sure to leave her all kinds of celebratory comments, shots you want to buy her OR EVEN BETTER, leave a link to exactly what you would buy her (if money were no object).
Niki likes boys, drinks, reality TV, vegetarian food, working out and everything that is eco-friendly (so pretty much we have drinks in common!).
Happy Birthday, Nikkers!
9 tips left at the bar:
Happy Birthday, Niki!! I'm buying two of these, one for you, one for me: http://www.flippinsweetgear.com/shirt/flippin_sweet.flippin_sweet-26019651+free-katie-jr.-jersey-t-shirt.html
Team Free Katie!
Happy Birthday, Nik! I don't think they make a link to this, but I'd totally buy you a night with Conor. :)
Here you go, Nik! This seems just about perfect, and I would totally buy it for you if I could!
A private, global jet, just for you in all of your travels and jet-setting ways. And I chose this company because they've teamed up with Green Mountain Energy Co. to become more green. I knew I was also going to have to buy you some carbon offsets, but this is an even better step in the right direction, I think.
Megan - I know you love meat, but when did you quit liking boys?? Also - I LOVE surfing safaris (and their hot instructors)!
Pen - That shirt is fab! I may have to purchase one...
Jenn - I might die of happiness if that gift came true!
Andi - When should I expect to see this plane in the mail? There are some trips I need to go on asap! I'll even take you along, since it seats up to 8 people! Love that you thought to make it "green."
happy birthday!
i'd buy a shot and chaser for whatever tropical island we'd be on- wearing the free katie shirts and waiting for you to go off with conor. then i'd go play in the water.
Niki -
How about one of these?
http://www.refresh.co.za/uploaded/surfboard.jpg
You can use it here...
http://amyha.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/great_barrier200.jpg
And then I'll top it off with a couple of these...
http://www.martini-swords.com/Clipart-Martini/martini-excalibur%201.jpg
We'll order extras, because of course, John and Conor are going to show up.
Happy Birthday!
It seems like you've gotten PLENTLY of loot for your birthday, so I'll just wish you a great one (one day late!) and join you for a martini in the sand. I'll bring my own "free katie" shirt, along with my "team anniston" hat. :)
Happy birthday, hot stuff!!
This Smartini b-day bash was fantastic! Mark your calendars, ladies. Next year we're kidnapping Conor Oberst, hopping on my private jet, surfing in Australia, and getting D-runk on the beach while we pray for the release of Katie Holmes!
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