Caption Contest Winner(s)!

In typical liberal fashion, I don't think we need to be ranking captions, hurting captions' feelings, and labeling captions' worthiness - because it's early for the captions, you know? We should encourage them, not put them on a self-fulfulling prophetic track to failure or success.

That's why I've decided that all the contestants were winners in their own way. Hell, they all beat my own idea which was simply: [insert favorite expletive]

Closest to my own thinking:

"Gulp." - kwr221

Most accurate portrayal of what Masala was actually thinking:
"Yeah, so what you going to do about it?" - Molly

Best use of the picture:

"But the floor was so hard, and my nose was so cold!" - Megan

Reader's choice:
"It's the same thing every damn time we bring him to Build-A-Bear." - Lorrie

Funniest scenario if the inverse were true:
"So. . .it's not cotton candy?" - Pen

Perfect use of a question mark:
"Sorry?" - kwr221

Congratulations winners! As promised, your handsome reward is that I'll answer whatever burning question you have for me on my next shift if you leave it in the comments. Also as promised, I will tell you that the object of Masala's affection/disdain was his newly purchased bed. You can't tell, but it was all furry and soft and totally awesome for him to lie on. Apparently he had other plans.

In addition, I'd like to recognize kwr221's outstanding effort in this endeavor. In her honor, a giant, kick-ass martini glass:

Thanks to everyone who participated! They were all fabulous submissions!