shot of sass, served on (n)ice

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Caption Contest Winner(s)!

In typical liberal fashion, I don't think we need to be ranking captions, hurting captions' feelings, and labeling captions' worthiness - because it's early for the captions, you know? We should encourage them, not put them on a self-fulfulling prophetic track to failure or success.

That's why I've decided that all the contestants were winners in their own way. Hell, they all beat my own idea which was simply: [insert favorite expletive]

Closest to my own thinking:
"Gulp." - kwr221

Most accurate portrayal of what Masala was actually thinking:
"Yeah, so what you going to do about it?" - Molly

Best use of the picture:
"But the floor was so hard, and my nose was so cold!" - Megan

Reader's choice:
"It's the same thing every damn time we bring him to Build-A-Bear." - Lorrie

Funniest scenario if the inverse were true:
"So. . .it's not cotton candy?" - Pen

Perfect use of a question mark:
"Sorry?" - kwr221

Congratulations winners! As promised, your handsome reward is that I'll answer whatever burning question you have for me on my next shift if you leave it in the comments. Also as promised, I will tell you that the object of Masala's affection/disdain was his newly purchased bed. You can't tell, but it was all furry and soft and totally awesome for him to lie on. Apparently he had other plans.

In addition, I'd like to recognize kwr221's outstanding effort in this endeavor. In her honor, a giant, kick-ass martini glass:

Thanks to everyone who participated! They were all fabulous submissions!

6 tips left at the bar:

Megan said...

Yea for being liberal and letting everyone ask a question! I'll have to give mine some real thought and get back to you...

That is one HELL of a martini glass!

Molly said...

I actually have a huge martini glass just like that! I cannot think of a question either, I will have to find out from Smegan what will make you blush the most!

niki said...

Molly, why am I not surprised that you have a martini glass like that!

kwr221 said...

Awww, shucks. Thanks.

Does that awesome martini glass come filled with my beverage of choice? :::asking hopefully:::

I hate to waste a good question, so give me a minute, I'll think of something. :-)

Hardy har har, I crack my self up.

kwr221 said...

Okay, I hate to waste my question, but to get this ball rolling....

How did y'all (no I'm not Southern. shut. up.)
meet and how did you get started blogging here?

No, that is not 2 questions - they are related, and thus count as one.


Molly said...

Okay, don't roll your eyes at me, I was "told" to ask this question:
As you are a lawyer, what do your legal briefs look like?!!!