Order Up: Exaggeration

Drinking and embellishing the truth seem to go hand in hand, don't they? Whether it's your age you're lying about (fake ID, anyone?), your profession or simply 'I'm not drunk!', the bar scene is full of tale tellers. And this week, so are we.

Your lovely bartenders will be exercising our wild imagination and filling you with all sorts of 'truths' about the latest turn of events in our lives, because now we are multi-millionaires. You will hear about how we acquired our fortune, how we spend it and even who our new celebrity BFF is (among other purely factual information).

Don't worry, loyal patrons! Much like the man who wins the lottery and plans to keep working, but perhaps upgrade from a single wide to a double wide, we will keep tending bar despite our vast amounts of fat cash. Maybe we can put our loot to good use and upgrade the bar a bit?