While You Were at the Bar 5/7

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News you can use:

Barack Obama wins the Democratic primary in North Carolina handily, while Indiana remained too close to call at this time. Senator Clinton and Senator Obama both alluded to Clinton's victory in Indiana in the speeches Tuesday night.

San Diego State University saw 96 people arrested Tuesday on drug related charges. Seventy-five of the 96 arrested were students with several campus fraternities infiltrated. The sting was initiated after the death of a 19 year old student after an apparent overdose of cocaine and alcohol.

The news is good for mothers who breastfeed their babies! A new study finds that breastfeeding may make your kids smarter. Hot damn, E and A - you will soon be receiving your acceptance letters to Harvard! Although, with the whole, 'my kids will be smarter' bit, that also means that my kids will be bigger smart asses. Fantastic.

News you lose:

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are officially engaged. Mrs. Van Wilder is said to be 'thrilled' with the engagement. Am I the only one that didn't realize that she was only 23?

Word of the Day:

abed

Lots of boys would like to get all you smartini girls abed, but they can't because you are too smartini.

(Alright, Andi, let's have it! Pour out your fabbo sentence on us!)