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Friday, April 11, 2008

Silent and Powerful, Like A Ninja

I really, really have no idea how this product ever made it to the manufacture and market stage, but here it is: My Bathroom Ninja.

From the website: "Just a few drops of Kobayashi Powerful One Drop in a toilet bowl before use will instantly deliver a fresh fragrance and eliminate unwanted odors, like a ninja, silent, powerful, leaving no trace, it's like you were never there... "

So let me get this straight... I'm supposed to carry this around in my purse, what with a TOILET on it and all, and put on drop in the pot before I use it? Riiight. I'm sure that in theory this might sound great for those oh-so-embarrassing situations where you must go number 2 in a toilet that's not your own but WTF?!

(Also from the website: "Receive A Beautiful Hawaiian Floral Calendar, Free, With Every Order of 2 or More...." Hot damn, y'all! A Hawaiian floral calendar when I buy two or more! I'll get one for each purse I own! AND it appears that they sell this stuff by the case. I shit you not.)

5 tips left at the bar:

penelope said...

I mean... I guess if you were on a date and had an emergency? But what if you dropped your purse and it fell out. Honestly, who comes up with this stuff.

Anonymous said...

wow. yeah, I really don't know what else to say.

tempe & chris said...

"...AND it appears that they sell this stuff by the case. I shit you not." - Megan

No pun intended, Megs?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Niki said...

Why did they use a toilet as their logo instead of the all-powerful ninja?

Also, can I buy one for my dog?

Anonymous said...

You're welcome, Megan. Maybe Santa will bring you some for Christmas!