It's Nutritious AND Delicious!

When Claire approached the panel on the very first episode of this cycle's America's Next Top Model, she claimed to drink her own breast milk, proving herself to be seriously Beer Nuts. I mean, I like Claire, a lot. I was sad to see her go last week, because I totally loved her rockin' platinum blond buzzcut, her fierce photo shoots, and most of all those teardrop-shaped eyes of hers, with that wicked arched eyebrow.

But she drank her own breast milk. WTF. Sure, it's nutritious for your baby and all, and I understand that she wished to continue nursing her daughter whenever she was sent home. Claire said she couldn't bear to throw away her pumped milk because the stuff is like liquid gold, which I completely understand, and I totally give her props for even pumping in the first place, much less exclusively. But hello, if you don't want to throw it out, why not, I don't know, send it to your baby?!

Grown-ups don't drink breast milk, it's weird and it's gross. Every nursing gal, out of sheer curiosity, will taste a drop of her own, but drinking it by the glassful is a whole nother bowl of nuts. So, I don't know, Claire. I wonder about you.

This week's episode of ANTM was a recap, which I normally find to be a waste of time, but there was more footage of Claire, sipping on her Boob Latte and talking it up, and I couldn't look away. I wish I had a picture, but I bet you're glad I don't.