I do not understand you. Of course we all remember your swan episode at some awards show or another and your funky music, white girl, but what in the hell do you call this? Some things never change, I suppose, but for the love of suicidal clowns everywhere, do not wear this kind of madness!
I could maybe, maybe see the art in the swan get up but this is ridiculous. Brightly colored puff balls on some sort of headpiece, a 'dress' that appears to be made of pink aluminum foil and metallic leggings combine to create the look of a confetti iced cupcake in a pink foil wrapper.
I could be wrong, but it looks as if you are preforming in this cupcake calamity... which confuses me greatly because that would imply that there were people who presumably paid to see you and this is what you decided would look best. Was there a mad dash for ticket holders to get their money back? Or did they all beeline it straight to the nearest craft store for their own personal version of this confectionery confoundation?
Now all the sudden I'm hungry,
Megan
PS: Put some shoes on.
1 tips left at the bar:
What you see there is a representation of her brains, worn on the outside of her head.
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