shot of sass, served on (n)ice

Friday, September 19, 2008


Look, I love The Hills just as much as any other girl looking for some vapid entertainment. And thus far I haven’t even so much as rolled my eyes at any of Lauren’s product deals that have resulted from her role on the show. Her clothing line, her phone commercials—whatever. She knows how to rake it in, even though, being born into money, she didn’t need an extra dime to begin with. 

But I draw the line at a 3-book publishing deal for a young-adult series based on her experience becoming a reality star.


I will be drinking several glass of something mind-numbing tonight while picturing LC holed up in her big fat house that she owns at the age of 22, penning a YA novel that has been guaranteed to publish. And likely be a bestseller. 

3 tips left at the bar:

mendacious said...

um, you know what i have to say about that also. given my own very near to me example.

Molly said...

I have only ever seen pictures of her but she looks much nicer than that Heidi and Spencer duo who piss me off.

penelope said...

She's totally nicer than Heidi and Spencer--well at least Spencer. Heidi seems to have temporarily lost her mind.

I'm just PISSED how easy it is for celebs to get book deals! Blah!