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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

While You Were at the Bar 8/6

News you can use:

Holy hell, I said this case couldn't get worse, but I lied. The man who beheaded a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus asks 'please kill me.' That might be the general consensus, I'm thinking...

Eleven people were indicted Tuesday for the theft of 40 million credit and debit card numbers. I just hope that all of the numbers stolen were like mine, linked to absolutely JACK SHIT for money. Ha, ha, bastards.

Ah, Paris. You're retaliation video to the John McCain ad is killing me! Thank goodness for Funnyordie.com.

News you can lose:

If you have a STD, you are banned from the Olympics! This makes me laugh, on a couple of levels...

Word of the Day:

obeisance (noun): 1. An expression of deference or respect, such as a bow or curtsy 2. Deference, homage.

I see that all of the other Smartini girls are showing their obseisance by not posting their follow up karaoke videos. Either that or they are too hung over to post, whichever.


(I flat out stole this signature idea from Molly at I Need A Martini... Now! Check her out for her cool signature and crazy squirrel vid. Killer, in more ways than one.)

2 tips left at the bar:

Andi said...

oooh, I like the signature. . .I want one!

penelope said...

Ummm, me too!!