Happy 4th of July!
Today is the anniversary of America telling the Brits 'You ain't the boss of me!' Yippee! Have a burger and beer, everyone, but be sure to remember that being free at the mo' doesn't guarantee freedom forever... Thankfully we have fantastic people like the husbands of Karen and Susan (and Karen herself!) to ensure that glorious freedom continues, and that we can tell anyone that gets some funny take-you-over ideas to 'back the eff off.' However, whether the aforementioned husbands are brave enough to tell their wives 'you ain't the boss of me!', I highly doubt.
Also! Today thousands of immigrants will participate in naturalization ceremonies and vow to love this country above their own. I've seen one of these ceremonies on TV and it will give you the chills. How wonderful.
But let's not forget that today is the wildly popular and outright disgusting Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest. I simply cannot imagine the bathroom implications of eating 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes. That's SICK.
1 tips left at the bar:
Red, white, and blue shots all around!
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