While You Were at the Bar 7/25

It's one of those days, people, where I feel the need to do things a little bit backwards. Happy Friday!

News you can use:

Three people were shot at a community college in Phoenix, Arizona yesterday afternoon. Two of the three people were critically injured.

News you can lose:

Some crazy dude in Australia decided to play chicken... on the road... in his underwear. He lost, apparently, and ended up in the hospital, in his underwear... which I might imagine was rather full of... chicken shit.

From the website AskMen.com comes a survey of 70,000 men that shows that they are sick and tired of being stereotyped at immature, insensitive and sex crazy. These men, whose average age was 28, were all about debunking the myths that they don't cry and only want one thing. Ok, so now all these men have just added one more aspect of the stereotype: LIARS.

A Peruvian model faces up to four years in prison for a photo shoot where she used the flag of Peru as a saddle. And she was naked. On the flag saddle. According to authorities she was offending patriotic symbols and should be punished.

Word of the Day:

textpectation: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

All this textpectation is making me feel lower than a snake's ass in a wagon rut!