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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Turning the Tables

As barmaids, we are privy to all manner of persuasive arguments as to why some fine young thing should go home with the man who's been buying her drinks all night. Perhaps we have even been on the receiving end of such cajoling, never taking up the offer, mind you. (We like to play hard to get.) Whether these pleas work on our patrons cannot be foretold, it just comes down to the girl, her alcohol consumption and just how good the man can plead his case.

But how well can a man stand up to the argument for 'going back to my place' when it comes from a well heeled Smartini girl? We shall see what one selected man from our top 5 is made of when he receives a letter outlining why he should come on over. PRONTO.

My guess? Bones will be broken in their mad dash to find the keys.

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