Haute Couture for the Bar

My dear friend Karen sent me a link to a website that she thought the Smartini girls might like to check out for some haute couture.

These clothes "meet the FDLS standards for modesty and neatness."

(Why am I surprised that teenage girls have to wear full body armor under their dresses? And on a little side note, the girls on the homepage are so cute! I just wish I could comb down the bang wave they have going on. )

Thanks, Karen, but I think we will pass. Last time I checked, none of us preferred to be covered from our neck to our wrists to our ankles. (Well, maybe right after I had the babes and didn't want my husband to even think about it.) But on the whole, I don't think we'd be real big fans. Besides, how in the hell and I supposed to 'cleave' if all this boobiliciousness is covered up?!