shot of sass, served on (n)ice

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Bar Lingo

Please, if you can, try to work this phrase in during your next trip to the bar: "Lower than a snake's ass in a wagon rut"

Please enjoy responsibly.

3 tips left at the bar:

mendacious said...

ooo i like it!

penelope said...

That's simply fantastic.

Kim said...

I am incorporating this into my lexicon right now.

Also, another fun one that I think my boss actually made up (please let me know if he didn't, because I'm sort of jealous if he was clever enough to do so): "Just call me Secret, 'cause I got my roll on."