Don't Cheer, You'll Get Thrown in the Clink

You have got to be kidding me.

Arrested for cheering at graduation? This is assinine and the stodgey people who instituted it are assinine asses. Who have ass shaped corn cobs up their asses.

Come on, people, it's high school graduation! Which may be, in fact, the last time some kids will walk across a stage in a cap and gown. Let their parents and friends celebrate them! Or, if you must, just fine them a little. But arresting them? WTF?

PS: If I am going to get handcuffed and booked for making a little noise at a graduation, you better beleive I would go down with guns blazing. Air horns, noise makers, the whole bit. And maybe a big beach ball. Yeah, a beach ball. Even though it doesn't make noise, I don't care. Oh, and silly string! Some of that too. Take that, graduation nazis!