There is a museum in Iceland that features 261 male reproductive organs from 90 species of animals. The Icelandic Phallological Museum showcases the family jewels of all shapes and sizes, from the minuscule 2 mm hamster penis bone to the 5.5 ft. penis of a sperm whale, which weighs 154 pounds.
The one penis that is most noticeably absent is that of a human. Worry not, dear friends! Four men have committed to donating theirs upon their death.
One of the donors, a 93 year old Icelandic man, has started to worry that his member may not make a proper display since it appears to be shrinking as he gets older. Maybe he is fearful that they will post it up beside the ginormous elephant penis (pictured above)? I think I would be a little nervous too. Perhaps the spot beside the hamster is available?
I can only give this a small, hamster sized wtf? instead of a full fledged sperm whale WTF? since if I were in Iceland, I would probably go. Ok, I would definitely go. Wouldn't you?!
2 tips left at the bar:
they'd never get away with a vagina display.
Yes, I would go. But it's certainly not the prettiest anatomy to feature in a museum, is it. Especially if they're including the balls. I'm just saying.
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