Let's Have Harry Over For A Drink

TO: Patrons

FROM: Megan

RE: New Tipping Guidelines

PRIORITY: Seriously Urgent

As it appears, we at Smartini are going to have to ask that all patrons begin tipping their bartenders about fifty times the cost of their drinks. While this may seem a bit extreme, the Smartini girls are in dire need of raising some fat cash by June 10th to support some charity or another. You see, J.K. Rowling, in all of her fantastical goodness, has written an 800 word outline for a prequel to our beloved Harry Potter books and Waterstone is offering it up in an auction. An auction that we would desperately like to win given our fondness for boy wizards and the like.

Please dig deep into your pockets and support our unhealthy obsession with all things Hogwarts, HP and wizardry in general. If you need help calculating your tip, just ask! We were all math majors and can easily round it up to the nearest thousand for you. (You might even get a little kissy kissy, smoochy smoochy out of the deal, depending on your bartender and your level of generosity.)

Drinks on the house all day on the 11th if we make it back with the outline in our hot little hands. There might even be a theatrical reading of the outline, since we were all theater majors as well.

Please resume your drinking. And tipping. Thank you.