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5 tips left at the bar:
Did you see that cat? Damn cats, always digging in the trash. When you find him, you just let me know because I'm happy to chase him. For digging in the trash. Like he just did. Right here behind me.
Nope, you didn't drop your keys into the trash. Want me to check outside in the garden? You know, you might have accidentally buried them and I'm happy to look for you so you won't have to get dirt out from under your fingernails.
So when are we going to sit down and fill out my application for Molly Maids? You promised! I've got the skills!
The devil made me do it.
Where did they hide the effing Cheetos already?
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