Let's Talk About What REALLY Matters

The Hills has been back on for a few weeks now, and I'm once again obsessed with the world of Lauren, Whitney (my fave), Audrina, Heidi, Brody, Justin-Freak-Bobby, Lo, and Spencer the Giant Jackhole. Everyone's talking about Lauren being friends with Spencer's sister, Whitney's new job, Heidi and Spencer's relationship vacay (whatever that's supposed to mean), things like that. But why is no one saying anything about the fact that Heidi looks WAY freaky these days, nothing at all like she used to. Audrina kind of did this last season, she lost a lot of weight, became completely twig-like, and her tan kind of looks orangey and weird. Maybe it takes a season to get used to the new waif-zombie look, because by now Audrina looks (relatively) normal to my eye. But I'm not yet used to the New Heidi. She got her boobs done, which, whatever. But her face. The nose job, the collagen injections gone wrong? Coupled with the fact that Spencer sucked the soul right out of her, she looks like a twiggy, pasty shell of her former self, in pain when she smiles. And like she is so trying to be something she's not. Look how cute and normal she used to be! Bleh. Don't mess with your face when it's already beautiful, that's just plain Beer Nuts.